What'd you do this weekend? you celebrate the cinco de mayo?

Cinco de Drinco and Cuarto de Wow-That-Was-A-Lot-Of-Rum were both celebrated.

I really need some vodka and ice cream.

3 weeks ago 2 notes

So my roommates effectively kicked me out of our move out.

Great, now I’m homeless for next year.

3 weeks ago 3 notes

… still drunk. ahmahgad.

1 month ago 1 note

So… I went to the gym faithfully for the last week.

WHY DO I NOT HAVE A BODY LIKE JULIAN SCHRATTER YET?! I MEAN, COME ON!

1 month ago

I’m using a ton of new products lately, and despite there being some lingering breakouts, my skin and hair feel so much more healthy and happy. I’m just glad that this is finally working out.

1 month ago 1 note

I’ve been home alone all night with weird noises.

And then all of a sudden I heard the door bust open and someone walking around my house, and I was freaking out. My heart was leaping out of my chest! And then, it’s just my roommate and his girlfriend. They freaked me the fuck out. I didn’t expect anyone back until at least Friday. I’m only here because I have work. FUCK. I’m still on edge.

1 month ago

Time to go cut my hair.

*While cutting my hair I realized how much finals week aged me. I def need to get a ton of facial moisturizer. Eek.

1 month ago

I start weight training in a week.

Maybe I’ll finally be attractive! Whoooo!

2 months ago 1 note
Tattoo. So much sexier!

I’m totally thinking I want “This too shall pass” in Persian or Arabic, or maybe “Sic transit gloria mundi” on my underarm, if I get a tattoo. Maybe juxtapose it against a crown or something fun like that.

2 months ago 2 notes

Should I get a nose piercing? Or a septum?

I can’t decide. Or tattoo?

2 months ago 2 notes

Found Kelly Mittendorf’s Tumblr.

Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk.

2 months ago

Best part about not being home yet, and still being on Spring Break?

Laying in my bed, drinking beer, watching America’s Next Top Model.

Can I get a “What, what?!”

2 months ago 2 notes

FINALLY DONE WITH FINALS OMG

IM IN SO MUCH PAIN FROM THE STRESS. IM GOING TO SLEEP AND DERP AROUND FOR A WEEK LIKE NO OTHER!

2 months ago 1 note

This essay isn’t even going to be about the book I’m writing it on.

Totally just going to be be about the Borderlands Theory, and barely reference what I need to, because for one, I hate the class, and two, it’ll answer the prompt much better if I do it that way.

That being said, I’m going to procrastinate and go buy stuff to make scones. Haha

2 months ago